I still <3 Gilbert Arenas

I was reading about how the Wizards suck, and then I decided to check in on my boy Gilbert Arenas's blog. STILL MONEY! He gripes how he can't do shit with his kids, how all he does is play video games, and how he couldn't go see his Halo 2 team Final Boss win MLG Charlotte.

Here's a piece of gold from shortly after he got hurt:
I told them to cut the leg off a couple times. You know, cut it off and then bring it back to me when it was all healed. Because, you know, Heather Mills on Dancing with the Stars, she had that leg. I was saying I could borrow one of those and finish out the season. But they wasn’t going for that.

Btw, WHO THE HELL IS HEATHER MILLS?! Why are there so many shitheads on that show and Shandi Finnessey is NOT on that show? Even if she apparently has two left feet (I have not seen her dance, I catch only bits and pieces), but she's looks sooooo much better than that the Achey Breaky Heart dude.

Get well soon, Agent Zero. Win the East next year.