To everyone of 2006

To my psychology professor from the Spring: I didn't go to your class for the entire part of the second exam, and I consequently bombed it. I got A's on the other, so how could I have bombed the final enough to not get an A? :/

To my calc-3D professor from the Spring: I NEVER went to your class. Thank you for your A and proving that I am just the fucking shit, obviously.
To the Kiltie Band: The most offensive thing we do is not play too loudly. It's we don't play in fucking time. Why is that acceptable to you people godammit?

To Carolina Crown, and specifically Matt Harloff: Thanks for giving me a chance so late in the process when other corps and caption heads dumped me off. After that April camp, I really thought I wasn't cut out to do drum corps. Thanks for taking me on board and thanks for the summer of a lifetime. Sorry I'm missing '07, but I'm proud to age-out with Crown in 2008.

To the judging community of 2006: Read my LJ, but in a nutshell, watch Finals Retreat on the DVD and tell me you didn’t make a mistake.

To the School of Computer Science: Thank you for realizing that getting certain scores on AP exams means that at some point you knew enough about the particular subject to pass a relevant course, not unlike having an A on your transcript for that course 4 years after the fact. As a result, I have 6 semesters of credit, and with my Discrete Math placement exam credit, I’m leaving your school a year early. Thanks for valuing training and putting people into the work force and academia above money and ego like some other universities.

To the Carolina Panthers: How could you keep 1-15-as-a-starter Chris Weinke on your roster?

That’s all I got. I left of a lot of stuff, so read my LJ for more really soon.